he’s so sweet omg

Deadly Insomniac: Your muse is unable to sleep for a specified amount of time regardless of how many attempts they make, becoming extremely tired, weak and dangerously volatile.
Childlike Innocence: Muse is mysteriously transformed into their small childhood form for a specified amount of time, accompanied with all the usual juvenile behaviours.
Personality Swap: Muse's usual personality is suddenly switched with another's for a specified amount of time, causing them to act like that person perfectly. Anon decides who.
Cross-dresser: Muse becomes a cross dresser for a specified amount of time, dressing up as the opposite sex.
Animal Suits!: Anon chooses an animal Muse must dress up as for a specified amount of time, imitating it's behaviour and characteristic traits.
Charmingly Flirtatious: Muse becomes a dazzling romantic for a specified amount of time, flirting with everyone regardless of gender, current relationship or sexual preferences.
Deliriously Drunk: Muse becomes excessively drunk for a specified amount of time, acting oddly and hallucinating occasionally. Muse may react to drunkenness however they please.
Shape Shifter: Anon decides what form Muse changes into, whether it be an animal, person, or even an object.
Player: Muse attempts to get in bed with everyone for a specified amount of time.
Lost: Muse becomes hopelessly lost, loosing all sense of direction they previously had.
Sex Change: Muse turns into the opposite sex for a specified amount of time.
Habitually Violent: Muse becomes extremely violent and will attempt to pick fights with anyone they talk to.
Leather Panties and Stockings: Muse is forced to dress up in a very sexual manner for a specified amount of time, becoming extremely horny as a result.
Crossover: Muse becomes part of another fandom for a specified amount of time. Anon decides what.
Sweet Lips: Muse will give a kiss to anyone who utters the words 'sweet lips'. Can be via ask, replies or rebloging.
Docilely Submissive: Muse becomes an adorable little uke for a specified amount of time, as obedient as a dog and as playful as a kitten. Anon may choose who for.
Aggressively Dominant: Muse becomes a sadistic seme for a specified amount of time. Anon may choose who for.
Amnesia: Muse forgets everything about themselves, from their name to what they ate for breakfast.
OOC: Muse becomes seriously out of character for a specified amount of time.
Delusions of Grandeur: Muse starts to believe they are better than everyone, becomes the most important person in their universe and has a false sense of confidence, bragging about everything.
Of Love and Stuffing: Muse starts carrying around a plushy, becoming extremely attached to it. Anon may specify what, or else it is Muse's most loved person, thing, or animal.

zimovyiavawki:

psssssst come play

toanohunapo:

sirenusae:

She frowned slightly. “The rules are don’t crash. Trust me, it sucks, and I don’t want you to get hurt like I was last year, even if you heal faster.” She hummed, thinking carefully as she stepped up close to Will to press a quick, happy little kiss to his lips. “How about ten laps for you to figure out your car and the track, and then depending on how long that takes you, we can figure out how many laps for the real thing?” She took his hand with a grin. “I don’t care where you take me or how long, as long as it isn’t Italy and it’s long enough to actually relax. What do you want if you win?”

“Don’t crash? Hahaaa, I’ll try~” William responded dryly but soon relaxed some, shoulders slumping, when she pecked his lips with that confident mouth of hers. “Alright, no crashing. I probably won’t go fast enough to crash anyway.” he sighed, slinging his arm around her waist in a lazy hold while looking around the track. Ten laps? How long would ten laps take and how fast would he pick up on the works of this vehicle? “Aaah all good! Let’s get going Cat!” he announced, frustration washing off of him as he walked to one of the cars and grinned back at the Neapolitan, proud and optimistic as he was. “Wanna go get married after this? We’ll head out to America~! Or we go to Spain or even Australia! Anywhere, if you win. And if I win— if I win…” he leaned in closer to his girlfriend, grin as cheeky as ever and his eyes giving a playful shine. “I want to see you in my shirts again, they look a lot better on you. And what better place to dress you up in than back home, in New Zealand?” He knew he was going to lose this bet, hard. But the look on Cat’s face was just priceless, so when he sat back up again he began to laugh quietly behind his hand and pecked Catalina’s cheek. “Good luck aye~”

Ohp, her heart skipped a beat, leaving her slightly breathless and unnerved when he leaned down and said what he wanted. Hmm, maybe she would let him win. She did like wearing his shirts… “Mm, good luck? You’re the one who will need it.” She picked up the earbuds to his radio and made sure said radio was safely tucked in his pocket, then closed the jacket with a hum. “Put those in, and then you put the mask and the helmet over it. Mkay? Then in the car there’s a pair of gloves. Wear those too.” She tiptoed to kiss his lips sweetly one last time before heading to her car- hell yeah, blue car. Putting in her earbuds and pulling on the mask, she closed her jacket before getting in the car, letting the pit crew do their thing as she pulled on the helmet, then the gloves. “Hello, there, love,” she murmured into her radio as she saw him put on his helmet so she knew he would hear herif he had done as he was told. Settling her feet on her pedals, she hummed.

toanohunapo:

sirenusae:

-dissolves into giggles yet again- No, I like them on you. They’re just big enough to be more comfortable a lot of the time. 

Oooh? Are you sure? /he leans his face into one hand while dangling a sleeve in the other/ You could always try it on if it gets too cold tonight or— even wear it around your house, if you get bored. /he grins, only really teasing Catalina to see her blush again./

Mmm, I said most of the time. Military uniforms are horrible. -matches his posture with a small smirk- You would have to give me a really good reason.

toanohunapo:

sirenusae:

Gently, she nuzzled into him again. “If I wanted them to disappear, I would make them disappear,” she murmured softly. “So it’s okay.” Contentedly, she let her eyes flutter shut and sighed as she became comfortable. “I like to show them off sometimes. Besides, I don’t ‘ave anywhere to go tomorrow.”

Aaah, she was falling asleep now. His fingers began to work at his girlfriend’s back, lull her to sleep if he could. “I’ll make us something for breakfast aye? So you sleep now.” he murmured, pressing kisses over her face. “E moe ra, ataahua pirinihehe~” the blond man smiled, cuddling into Catalina some.

Wow what a nice time for a massage. Appreciatively, she smiled, stretching a bit and pulling her hair off of her back. As he used that silly nickname again, she hid her smile, rubbing her eyes. “You’re a massive romantic.” Not that it was a bad thing, she thought, draping one arm over his chest.

toanohunapo:

sirenusae:

“Nothing I really planned to do, no,” she said slowly. “Maybe do a little more paperwork if I need to. I have some in my car.” Lacing her fingers together around her glass, she hummed softly. “Did you have something in mind? I really, really don’t want to do papers, so I’m game for anything.” She half slipped her heels off, swinging it from her toes. Ow, her feet hurt. “Mmmm… Especially a foot massage.” Cat tittered.

Paperwork? Ew, no. William made a face while thinking to himself, if she was stuck doing that then he might as well relieve her from the load for tonight. But even with that in mind, the Kiwi had nothing interesting to do at his place, except maybe drink until they fell asleep. And games. “Uhh…I can do the foot massage thing back at mine if you want. The floors are carpeted too so it’d be better for you. We could just drink and play video games…” he trailed of a little, just the thought of Cat’s face at the mention of games making him cringe a little. That just sounded really lame. “O-or we don’t have to play if you don’t want to, just drink…”

Cat listened to Will stumble over his words, giving a soft little laugh. “No, no. That sounds fun. It’s been ages since I’ve played any games at all.” She picked up his hand and kissed his knuckles. “That sounds really nice. And much more fun than paperwork.” Calling over a waiter, she asked for a plate of spaghetti for her boyfriend, then told him to have two bowls of raspberry gelato ready for as soon as they finished the pasta.

streaming “driven” tonight c:

spqrmotherfuckers:

sirenusae:

spqrmotherfuckers:

sirenusae:

spqrmotherfuckers:

sirenusae:

spqrmotherfuckers:

BENE!!

I’m going back to being Greek. Fuck this.

//Catalina out

TRAITOR.

I’VE ALWAYS BEEN GREEK YOU DUMB OLD MAN.

NONNO NO CARE.

STILL A TRAITOR. SOMEHOW.

I WAS A TRAITOR TO MY MOTHER BY FOLLOWING YOU AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

Fine. -FROWNS LOUDLY-

Cristo. -sneers-

spqrmotherfuckers:

sirenusae:

spqrmotherfuckers:

sirenusae:

spqrmotherfuckers:

BENE!!

I’m going back to being Greek. Fuck this.

//Catalina out

TRAITOR.

I’VE ALWAYS BEEN GREEK YOU DUMB OLD MAN.

NONNO NO CARE.

STILL A TRAITOR. SOMEHOW.

I WAS A TRAITOR TO MY MOTHER BY FOLLOWING YOU AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.